'Bachelor' episode 5 recap: A nude study
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This week, Ben and his 11 favorite ladies belfry to Puerto Rico. We all know this is the Ben and Courtney skinny dipping event, so it's just a matter of what will happen before and after said nude romp.
We formerly larboard Utah last week with Emily/ Courtney drama, and we arrive in Puerto Rico this week with Emily tense about her stance with Ben because of warning him about Courtney and her evil two-faced ways, and Courtney parading around in a "Be Rigorous" shirt. We're at the point in the season where I feel like I should know all of these girls but find myself saying "Who is that?" about a few girls when the event starts.
Nicki gets the first date. All we really know about her so far is that she has been married, and she is warm of neon nail polishes. Ben and Nicki take a helicopter ride to Old San Juan. Ben orders snow cones for them in Spanish, and they straightaway get rained on. Isn't this the third date that has been rained out this season? They decide to go shopping for dry clothes. And Ben is "sense of touch linen threads and white shoes and one of those sweet Columbian hats." The costume is somehow both absurd and "muy caliente." They pass by a wedding and have the inevitable "Are you ready to be married again because you are the divorced crumpet on the show" talk. She gets a rose.
Source: New York Post (blog)